friend

If your best friend is a boy, never make him cry.

Peeta Mallark is a cute boy, don't make him cry!

The Hunger Games

Catniss!!!

Real men don't cry, unless their heart has been broke, or their Grandpa has just died.

"Talk" with the man you are married to, because if you "talk" with other men they don't take it too well.

Grim

If his name is Grim, Don't marry him because you may die by an Ogre, unless you are buff and have a pot of boiling water. If he's attractive and he starts to cry, marry him, and if you don't he won't marry you.

Ever After/Once upon a time

When you are breaking up with a boy and he starts to cry, take it all back, take it back, say you were lying. Only do this if he is cute. Otherwise CRUSH him